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A squiffy is a buffoon. A buffoon is a... look it up.

QUESTIONABLE PIRATE TRIVIA
What did the pirate do when the Ninja told him a joke?

Gave him a plank stare

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Distributors
Lookin' to sell RootJack matey! Contact these folks.

Northern Indiana + Chicago
  Karon Foods: 847-561-1548
    502 S Logan St, Mishawaka, IN 46544


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