A pirate captain was usually elected by the crew

What's a pirates favorite way to dive into the water?

Cannon Ball!

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RootJack is more than a delicious combo of root beer and orange flavor, it also has some health benefits.

Vitamin C: Good for the Booty
Not only does Vitamin C in RootJack keep scurvy away, it helps your body build bones and ligaments as well as helps lower your blood pressure. Another key benefit of Vitamin C is that it is an antioxidant that helps protect the body. RootJack has 100% of your daily dose of Vitamin C.

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Guarana contains a substance similar to caffeine called guaranine. Guaranine stimulates the central nervous system and increases metabolism. Each Guarana bean contains 3 times as much caffeine as a coffee bean.

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