Pirate medicine focused on balancing the four humors: blood, black bile, yellow bile, & phlegm.   ...Gross.

What kind of socks did the pirate buy?


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Pirate Drinks

The next page is chock full of ways to combine RootJack with various spirits. However this information is only for seasoned pirates who have over 21 years at the mast of their own personal voyage.

If ye be not 21 years old yet, venture not further. We do not want your mind muddled with things you should not consume. RootJack is a wonderful drink in its own right, and you should wax poetic about the wonders of pirate energy, the sea breeze through your hair, and the highs that only a life of youthful freedom can bring. Yarrr.

Only be clickin' "Next" if ye be 21 years or older.

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