Grog is rum mixed with water. Rum with RootJack is much better!

What do you call a pirate who's terrible at plundering?

The pillage idiot.

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Feel the Love

Ye don't need any extra libation. So instead enjoy this fine little prize... that uses words we frankly don't understand. The video be used without permission.
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Perhaps we be endeared by the lovely rabbit, recklessly chasin' after her dream. Mayhaps we be intrigued by the thought that two odd things can mix so well, like orange flavor and root beer. Either way this diddy will stick in yer head. Ye be welcome!

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