The First Mate was the second in command, after the Captain of course.

Why don't pirates play sports?

There is no AYE in team!

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RootJack's Gentleman Pirate: Intro

First Mate Howitzer be here to answer yer piratey queries and give out free RootJack. A question be answered as often as every month.

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