Grog is rum mixed with water. Rum with RootJack is much better!

What do you call a pirate who's terrible at plundering?

The pillage idiot.

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Pirate Drinks

While RootJack is the tastiest thing North of Davy Jone's Locker, sometimes a pirate needs a little extra kick. Here's where we list out our favorites.

Sunrise O'er the Gunwalls
1 Bottle RootJack
2oz Vodka*
1oz Triplesec*
1oz Cranberry Juice

Squiffy & Wench
1 Bottle RootJack
2oz Rum*
2oz Butterscotch Schnapps*

Dead Pirate's Float
1 Bottle RootJack
2 Scoops Vanilla Ice Cream
2oz Rum* (optional)

RootJack Hammock
1 Bottle RootJack
2oz Coconut Rum*
1oz Banana Liqueur*

RootJack Eclipse
1 Bottle RootJack
1oz Vodka*
1oz Peach Schnapps*
2oz Creme de Cacao*

*Avast ye' Hardies!
Drink smartly. Only squiffy lubbers feel the black spot from their jolly grog.

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